it’s not exactly news that news can be alarming. adultery, war, you know the story. this morning though, this dutch newspaper gave it’s readers a nice notice. it looks like an add for the service industry. you know: what are you doing tonight? care for some fun? could it be an air conditioning manufacturer recruiting new people as designerd is suggesting? you think they have a lot of girls in their workforce?
in reality it’s the dutch government. they want to thank all designated drivers in holland for not getting drunk (true! see page 38). very weird. besides, a good blow job has the same effect on me as alcohol has. (kp)