wikipedia is the shit. and almost as reliable as the good ol’ encyclopedia britannica. (the first time i heard about the eb was in the infamous dutch boy adventure book series bob evers by the way. i don’t know if that ever got across the dutch border but the books are great! that was in the stone age of books though, and this piece is about the now) so i trust them completely. especially after they announced that only members can contribute to the knowledge base.
but i never considered wikipedia as a good source of porn. until i stumbled across the u.s. navy marine mammal program entry. a special in the “don’t ask don’t tell” way i guess. it “trains animals to perform tasks such as ship and harbour protection, mine detection and clearance, and equipment recovery” apparently. dick is kind of whale shaped. and what’s better than a dick for rooting out evil? i know my way around. maybe i should join? don’t tell! (kp)
a story about two little whales
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